September 16, 2011
"I have come to feel as though I'm just sitting around looking for things to do while waiting to die."

Unemployment in one sentence!

Apologies for linking to an MSN article.

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August 15, 2011
More HR Fails

  • Job posting asks for salary requirements in cover letter. I give a range. Interview. At interview HR lady is like, SOOO we’re actually budgeted for way less than you stated. Why ask for salary requirements then if you can’t meet them? Why bring me in? Why not do your job? Oh, b/c you’re in HR and you’re dumb as shit.
  • Friend goes in for an interview. Gets offered the job. HR lady is like, Oooh did you know this is a temp job? No, she did not b/c neither the job posting or your ass said anything about it being a temp gig til she got there, all happy that she got an offer. Thanks.
  • HR lady says I don’t have enough “project management experience” but that I have lots of “production experience” which is bullshit b/c production IS project management. LIFE is project management if you think about it. How about not giving me a reason at all instead of pretending to make one up? How about shooting yourself in the face?*

*Kidding kinda.

July 3, 2011
2000 posts strong (and still a moron)

I just remembered that I had a missed call from an unidentified number on Monday afternoon. So I called it just now and over the roar of my 1980s air conditioner it sounded like some company I had applied to. I should have left a message. HEY! It’s me. Just thinking about you at 2 AM. Didn’t forget about you. Um, call me back? I’m still interested… Sorry I didn’t get back to you earlier. OK, so, talk sooooooon! To be fair they didn’t leave me a message so I thought it was a wrong number. Also, I had a lot of Game of Thrones to watch.

EDIT: OK, I listened to her voice mail again in complete silence and I can’t make out the name of the company she called from. I doesn’t really sound like a company that I had applied to, I don’t think, so that’s kind of a relief? OK, here’s what really happened. I usually don’t pick up unidentified numbers b/c if it is from a company/job then I want to know who it is ahead of time so I can go back and read about their company and the position before I call them back. That way I am ready and not caught off guard while watching Dr. Oz (this, I think, is mature, responsible, being prepared, A+ grown up stuff). However, on the day that this lady called me I happened to be playing Pretty Pet Salon on my phone which is timed so when that call popped up I hit “decline” and went back to playing (this, I’m sure, is dumb, juvenile, mental, really pathetic stuff). Yes, I could’ve paused the game and yes, that probably pissed her off b/c she heard the “Your call is being forwarded to an automated voice mail” message… BUT! What if I was legitimately busy? For her to be that annoyed to not leave me a VM nor call me back again is a sign that I wouldn’t want to work for her or a company like hers anyway.

Yeah, rationalization.