I was just a certified bitch to someone on the phone and it felt AMAZING! For the record, she deserved it and this sort of stuff doesn’t come naturally to me. Usually my heart races and my mouth gets all dry and I’m way too emotional to be firm, steady and in control but today, TODAY!, I was ready. I started talking and once I sensed her bullshit levels rising I channeled Coral from The Real World: Back to New York. I ended the call by icily stating her name and saying, “Thank you” but we both knew I didn’t mean it hahaha aaah Happy Thanksgiving, sea wench.
