November 11, 2011
Insomnia Lists

Salads I Have Liked:
1. The shrimp one at that bar connected to our hostel in Bruges
2. The $16 one from Joan’s on Third
3. The southwestern one from b. good

Things I Don’t Get:
1. Topknots
2. Ryan Reynolds
3. Chai

Top Lies I’ve Told at Interviews:
1. I loved BC
2. THIS is what I’d like to be doing in 5 years
3. I thrive in fast paced environments

Worst Smells:
1. When you’re on public transpo (everything!) and someone gets on whose clothes haven’t fully dried from the wash. That fungal damp smell.
2. All perfumes/colognes/aftershaves and most body washes you use w/your nasty loofah ball
3. Hunger breath

Top Recent Commercials:
1. That 1-800-CONTACTS one w/the guy who has special eyes
2. Tufts Health Plan ad w/couple who makes excuses for not working out
3. Shannon Doherty for Education Connection AKA making dreams happen

Worst Closet Guilt:
1. That 3.1 Philip Lim mini trench I bought on mad sale that has ruffles in the back. RUFFLES.
2. The leather bomber from the French Connection. I’m not cool enough to wear lethah.
3. Anything I’ve bought since I’ve been laid off.

Most Wanted to Eat My Feelings:
1. Frontera
2. Mission Chinese Food
3. Shake Shack

Best Asians I’ve Seen on TV Recently:
1. All the ones in the top 16 on Top Chef. Don’t be jerks!

Worst White Lady Stores:
1. Talbots
2. Chico’s
3. J. Jill

Worst:
1. Zooey Deschanel
2. Flip flops
3. Grapenuts

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  1. lou-bot said: i feel like i need a trench to add to my collection
  2. karms posted this
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