- Today, exactly 5 months ago, I was laid off.
- Totally accepting job offers or tips if you have them.
- I’ve started watching The Sopranos and am almost finished with season one. I have two more episodes to finish tonight and then maybe I’ll recap it or something. IDK. What I do know is that I…
I got a year (Saturday) on you so here are lesser known (yet still vital) job tips:
1. Always ask to use the bathroom after the interview. You don’t want to risk working somewhere with a gross bathroom that you wouldn’t feel comfortable shitting at. They don’t tell you this stuff in college.
2. Try to get an interview on a Friday. People are in better moods and you can check their attire and see if at the very least Casual Friday exists there.
3. Bring water if you can. Some places don’t offer any and interviews can go as long as 3 hours (or more, omg). One time my mouth got so dry my lips got stuck to my gums which made my fake smiles even harder to execute.
If anyone gets a job from this, please give me a cut from your first paycheck.
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heatheronpower939 said:
I am waiting for the work week to end so I can start NaNoWriMo! Don’t feel bad! ;)
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navelgazing101 said:
“I need to leave the house more so I can up my percentage of getting a Missed Connection.” (HA!)
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karms reblogged this from folkinz and added:
got a year (Saturday) on...so here are lesser known (yet still vital) job tips:1. Always...
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yumwatch said:
dude, when you get a job you’re going to be like, “LOLZ remember when I didn’t have to shower or put on pants or stare at an Excel spreadsheet for 8 hours straight or sit through 75 minutes of traffic!”
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smsfindlay said:
Yesterday was my 6 months of joblessness anniversary. Word to all of this.
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zachdionne said:
GROW A BEARD
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rej0ice said:
please do movember! it’s growing moustaches to help stop prostate cancer and raise funds for men’s health!
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