The best part about last night’s episode was the guy who delivered groceries to the Seabirds truck. Was he or was he not the same hippie Ron Swanson observed buying bulk nuts at the Grain ‘N Simple?! If you don’t also watch Parks and Rec, shame on you.
When the K-bros decided not to do the sausage challenge so that they could sell the meat later on, it was brilliant. They went to Columbia and it shows. It was a huge gamble but us Asians love to gamble. Meanwhile, I ate dim sum two days in a row even though I knew it’d give me acid reflux and indigestion AGAIN. I got rejected from Columbia and it shows.
Let’s make fun of the chef from Hodge Podge again. He reminds me of that grubby bully every kid knew in elementary school who smelled as bad as he behaved but later on you’d find out he came from a broken home so you’d feel bad for him a little bit but then he stays an asshole well into his life and you’re like, THAT’S IT SEAN CURRAN, YOU ARE TOO OLD TO BE SUCH A JERK! You can replace “Sean Curran” with your bully name of choice.
Roxy’s. You guys. I cannot keep rooting for you if you keep this up. You either need a cook who has better grill management skills or a bigger grill space. I don’t know, grill on the roof of the truck or something. C’mon, me and Ben Affleck are counting on you.
Lime Truck guys are still the reigning assholes so good job w/the consistency! Ugh, their food always looks so good though. I think they’re going to make it to the end w/Korilla and then Korilla is going to win the whole thing to avenge Nom Nom who should’ve won season 1 anyway. Let’s chant A-Z-N, A-Z-N to the tune of U-S-A, U-S-A. This reminds me, I don’t really have an aZn crew in Boston so I’m now taking applicants.
Food trucks are still kind of new to Boston (we’re slow on everything) so they’re still exciting to me. I finally caught ep 1 of season 2’s Great Food Truck Race. You can watch it here if you want (I have ad block so if boobies pop up on your screen don’t blame me). Spoilage ahead if you haven’t seen it.
Who I Like:
Korilla BBQ - Hello, AzNs! I am rooting for them to win it b/c even though they would probably annoy me IRL, I love Korean BBQ. Plus, AzN pRyD3 (until they do/say something egregiously stupid, that is). Did you see the disappointment on their faces when they came in 2nd?! That’s the Asian spirit! You know their parents are at home, shaking their heads and trying to get them internships at law firms.
Roxy’s Grilled Cheese - I hate grilled cheese and I have a hate/hate/hate/like/hate relationship w/Boston but I have to root for these guys b/c an ounce of me likes Boston. It’s home. And hearing these guys say “TI-YUH” for “tire” makes me grimace and go aww at the same time. Also, I can talk shit about Boston b/c I’m from here but once an outsider does I’m like, “Excuse me sir or madam, please refrain from speaking ill about my hometown.”
Seabirds - Some vegan food is so good you guys (no sarcasm)! OK, these chicks are kiiinda annoying but they are mad underdogs so I am pulling for them. Plus their truck is really pretty, gosh. They have to make sausage next week so that should be interesting.
Who I Hate:
Hodge Podge - That chef is an asshole. He probably aspires to be Bobby Flay which is not a compliment.
Roxy’s Grilled Cheese - You guys are wicked dumb. Did you not watch season 1 and learn anything from Nom Nom? Use your laptop! Partner up w/ppl! Scout a location BEFORE you get there. Jeez.
The Lime Truck - These guys are the worst. Their food looks awesome but they are a bunch of punkasses. Can you believe that one guy said kids from Boston have no class? Someone needs to blow a baked bean fart in his face and I’d be first in line to do so. Ew, look at them.
The rest of the teams are boring/forgettable so let’s not discuss them. Anyway, I don’t think this season will be as good as last (Nom Nom and Grill Em All were soooo awesome) but I’m going to watch and blog (maybe) so that I can distract myself from how sad my meals are.
Job posting asks for salary requirements in cover letter. I give a range. Interview. At interview HR lady is like, SOOO we’re actually budgeted for way less than you stated. Why ask for salary requirements then if you can’t meet them? Why bring me in? Why not do your job? Oh, b/c you’re in HR and you’re dumb as shit.
Friend goes in for an interview. Gets offered the job. HR lady is like, Oooh did you know this is a temp job? No, she did not b/c neither the job posting or your ass said anything about it being a temp gig til she got there, all happy that she got an offer. Thanks.
HR lady says I don’t have enough “project management experience” but that I have lots of “production experience” which is bullshit b/c production IS project management. LIFE is project management if you think about it. How about not giving me a reason at all instead of pretending to make one up? How about shooting yourself in the face?*
Go here then click on the picture that goes w/the article.
A website has never been more right.
(Just in case it has been corrected by the time you read this, my post is about clicking on an annoying picture and then seeing an error message. I hope this doesn’t ruin the surprise in case it IS still broken b/c it makes it funnier. It’s funny to me. My neck is sticky, OK?)