Heard: “I like ordering online anyway because, you know, it’s a Thai restaurant and they might not understand me.”
Yes, because ALL Thai people who work at Thai restaurants speak zero English. I’m sure they would understand the words “pad thai” since I dunno, they make 1054 plates of it every day to appease your ignorant mouth.
Also, Asian temp chick, why did you wholeheartedly agree with her? Where’s your sense of AZN PRYDE?! Jesus.
So this morning as I was walking to my bus stop I saw a large SUV barreling towards me, going way-too-fast-for-residential-street-with-no-sidewalk-MPH. I looked down and saw his wheels splashing nasty, muddy slush in every direction. I was already pressed up against some bushes so I couldn’t get any further away from the street and as he approached, it seemed like he sped up! Annoyed, I shouted, “SLOW THE FUCK DOWN, YOU ASSHOLE!” and then I turned and gave him the finger. YEAH!