January 2011
53 posts
At 1 in the morning...
a-leap-of-fey:
purplepups:
Normal People:
Tumblr People:
It’s 12am now and I’ll probably be up for at least another 4 or 5 hours
Battlestar Galactica has started to bore me two discs in. Will soldier on with Bored to Death. Nothing like a good schnoz to begin a new year (that’s you, J. Schwartz). Oh guess this had nothing to do with the LL gifs. SHRUG.
December 2010
74 posts
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New Year's Resolution Post
I’m going to start rolling my eyes the other way. I’ve always rolled them right to left but I think in 2011 I’ll go left to right. Changes!
“You know how I’ve always dreaded the whole year? Well this year I’m...”
– Charlie Brown
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I just said "farts are funny"
In a cover letter.
Yeah. I don’t know. At least they’ll remember me when they hit delete?
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Slayer - Giant Drag
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Wait. You can do recorded audio posts from a...
Oh fucking yes, JACKETS! →
Never a need for outerwear? I wouldn’t want to live there
*bongo*
additiveinverse asked: are you making any new year's resolutions? did you have any this previous year?
3:34 AM
So, white noise is a sham and an annoying one at that. Who wants to play scrabble?
additiveinverse asked: are you making any new year's resolutions? did you have any this previous year?
Shit, no power!
We are powerless. I am so hungry. Tempted to make toast using my lighter.
Winter, I no longer like you like that.
Nature's white noise
The wind put me right to sleep last night so I didn’t get to try that app yet. I had the most boring dream. I dreamed that I was sick so I went to Target to get some Mucinex. When I woke up I was actually congested. My dreams only come true when they involve boogers.
I suck at sleeping
So my friend suggested that I download a free white noise app and I think I’ll give it a go tonight since my Sad Sack playlist isn’t hacking it. Not only do I have a hard time falling asleep but I also have a hard time staying asleep. It’s just really difficult turning this crazy brain off.
A quick preview of these free white noise options:
Wind chimes - I don’t know...
New Year's Resolution Post
I’m going to start rolling my eyes the other way. I’ve always rolled them right to left but I think in 2011 I’ll go left to right. Changes!
3 AM
My friend just played “jean” for 102 points. Reevaluating our friendship now.
we're going to be rich
parttimelonerr: haha so many weddings me: it’s b/c i’m old and this is the time parttimelonerr: i has no fancy weddings me: wait til you hit old agedom like me parttimelonerr: ill need to hire a hooker for my +1 me: i need a man hooker parttimelonerr: someone make plusone.com me: dude you make plusone.com and i’ll make beardforcash.com me: i looked up beardforcash.com...
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If we even smell the slightest hint that it’s a...
What about my eau d’esperation?
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Experience using captive wildlife in educational...
Who else feels crazy?!
Show of hands.
dramatic coffee talk
loubot: yo gimme that heart racing shit dawg
me: srsly i want it strong
COUNTRY STRONG
loubot: i wanna feel alive because im dead inside
me: kickstart this piece of shit heart
b/c nothing else will
loubot: write down those lyrics
me: it'll be my first country chart topper
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Friday Night
Cheyanne: I carry TUMS in my bag now. Me: Oh, that’s a good idea! Remember when we used to make fun of _____ for that? Cheyanne: Yes, but he was right. I should apologize to him now. Don’t get Rolaids though b/c there was a recall. Me: Ooh good to know! Keith: What gives you guys heartburn/acid reflux? Cheyanne: Tomato based things like pizza, tomato sauce… Me: Orange juice....
Thought: There should be a WebMD app so I can...
*checks phone*
Oh shit.
Thought: There should be a WebMD app so I can...
*checks phone*
Oh shit.
Yup, yup, you go →
An update on “Oh yes. Oh fucking yes!”
Job Application Cycle
1. I’m only going to apply to things that REALLY interest me. I’ve learned my lesson w/previous jobs. Why slog through hours of boring work you don’t care about? Do what you love, love what you do! What is your passion? Do THAT for a living! WOO! Rally!
2. Well, this one doesn’t look amazing by any means but it’s something I’m familiar with and I could do it...
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A Dude →
The Hairpin is pretty awesome and I think Edith Zimmerman and I need to be best friends. The “A Dude” (or is it Ask a Dude?) series is my favorite thing to read on the internet right now. Yes, it’s an advice column but it’s always funny and insightful even when I don’t necessarily agree w/the advice being given. This dude, however, is the best one and it’s too...