February 2010
84 posts
January 2010
69 posts
Bobby Solomon of Kitsune Noir on the iPad →
1. HE himself has not used it yet (I’m assuming this. But I’m sure if he did he would’ve mentioned it in his entry.)
2. He’s telling people not to pass judgment before using the iPad yet hypocritically, he’s passing favorable judgment before using it. Let me introduce you to a coin. It has two sides.
3. His only justification for wanting the iPad is that it looks...
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The Political Compass
You’re probably bored (I know I was). Take the test.
Mine:
International Chart:
lou-bot asked: am i wrong to assume that boston is filled with a lot of (gross) college kids? if so, how does one live in such a shit city?
Kleenex Cottonelle Puppy
I saw a Cottonelle ad last night where at the end of it a little yellow lab puppy (wuppy) rolled across the screen. It actually looked like someone gently pushed him across a floor WHILE he was rolling. It was too cute for words and I made all sorts of weird noises when I saw it. Unfortunately, I can’t find that particular ad but what I did find was the Cottonelle website where there is a...
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Last spam on your dashboard, apologies
Here’s what I’m going to do tomorrow:
1. Eat something good
2. Buy something nice
3. Plan a vacation, probably to SF sometime b/c that always solves things temporarily
4. Go to work with my Tom Selleck b/c I don’t have it in me to take care of it tonight
5. Listen to Transference by Spoon on repeat, particularly the track “Out Go the Lights”
6. Refer to any...
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CURSE THIS CHINESE LIVER FOR BEING ALLERGIC TO ALCOHOL!
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And you know what? I see you, I see you FEMALES standing there, cheering your stupid grins off. OK that’s how you want it? You want your uterus to be taken over by these freak ass religious zealots in suits, most of whom do not even have UTERUSES (UTERII?) OR VAGINAS SO WHAT THE FUCK, LADIES?! Shame on you, seriously!
I’m going to go cry in the shower now like in The Crying Game.
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Is that his fucking daughter SINGING on stage? Jesus fucking christ. Sea of white people woooooooooooooooooooo look at them. OK FUCK I’M TURNING OFF THE TV. THEY INTERRUPTED THE BIGGEST LOSER FOR THIS FUCKING LOSER TARD.
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Too much too soon?
Maybe I shouldn’t have told him that I once peed in a toy box. Hmm…
Ring Ring by Sleigh Bells
I got sidetracked and...
I'm a terrible fan
I totally blanked out on TWO new episodes of 30 Rock last night!!!!! BRB going to watch them now—at work—right after I flagellate myself.
Ugh
Hi Karmen, Sometimes when there are national disasters like this (redacted) does some sort of fundraising program, I have yet to hear or see any emails come out from the (redacted) Foundation regarding this.
~Useless HR Lady
From: Karmen Sent: Thursday, January 14, 2010 10:55 AM To: Useless HR Lady Subject: Pearson matching charity donations? Hi Useless HR Lady, If I want to make a...
lou-bot asked: where does your mom work and where do i apply?
http://karms.tumblr.com/ask →
Don’t be gross.
U.R.A.Q.T.
Mom: (in Canto) What does Q-T-PIE mean? Me: (in Canto and English b/c I have to) Huh? Cutie pie? Mom: Yes, what does it mean? Me: WHY? Mom: Because this guy at work who is kind of retarded AND the boss’ son keeps calling me that. Me: *busts out laughing* Mom: WHAT DOES IT MEAN?! Me: Mom, he’s calling you cute but in a creepy and inappropriate way. It’s sexual harassment! Mom:...
Arrested Development the movie to start filming... →
brighteryellow:
The much-discussed but as of yet unrealized feature film version of the axed comedy series will begin filming this year, says one of its stars.
Will Arnett, who played the Segway-riding Bluth brother Gob, tells ComingSoon.net that “Arrested Development” the movie is a definite.
“We are working on the movie right now, yeah … We don’t have a completed script yet, but it’s...
