when people (usually married women) refer to their significant other by some pseudonym that relates to their occupation like
just make up a fake name if you’re weirded out by the internet (which you aren’t, since you publish your childrens’ names), it’s so much less creepy.
This has annoyed me for the LONGEST time, especially if they add their own screen name after “Mr.” Like say I had a boyfriend and referred to him as Mr. With a K or Mr. Velcrosneakers. I FUCKING HATE THAT.
Here’s one of mine: Whenever I write with a pen that has a cap, I have to line up the metal clip on the pen with the words that are on the pen body. Does that make sense? Let me take a pic to show you.
This pen is tricky because there’s the company logo and then the company name so I compromised and lined up the metal pen cap clip in between the two (or as close as I can get it).
See how in this pic the metal clip isn’t aligned with anything on the pen? I can’t have that. I can’t write when it’s in this position. It just bothers me and drives me nuts. I’m crazy, I know.
What the fuck was that shit on my dashboard? Was that for real? That wasn’t a viral marketing ad? Cheesy dweeb proposing on TUMBLR?! Are you fucking serious? I’m going to throw up and then twitter about it now.
For me, I am going backwards and reading all of the Best American Non-Required Reading series. I just finished the 2009 one and it was great; even the “bad” stories were pretty good. I can’t commit to a full on novel these days so short stories are a nice solution. Plus, there are comics! Can’t go wrong.