Because two of you would be interested.
WhatTheFont for iPhone →
I want this! I guess I need the iPhone first though. hey mister
My favorite Fever Ray song <3
internet pet peeve #1
jennyyyy: when people (usually married women) refer to their significant other by some pseudonym that relates to their occupation like “The Composer” “My Surgeon” “Mr. H” etc. just make up a fake name if you’re weirded out by the internet (which you aren’t, since you publish your childrens’ names), it’s so much less creepy. This has annoyed me for the LONGEST time, especially if they add...
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jennyyyy: phuuuuu: bthny: iseebi: blacknblueland: iseebi: i only got a 14 :’( Ditto your 14 i kept thinking they were tricking me and so i’d second guess myself. 17 BITCHES S MY D I scored 18 when everyone is finished S-ing phu’s D, come S mine because i got 21 Booooo I got a 20. I guess you don’t have to S my D, just K my A.
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The Photographic Dictionary →
karmen: logan and another lady are talking about special sacs and special sperm openings in serious, straight-laced tones
karmen: i am chuckling in my cube to myself
Paula: What? wtf is a special sperm opening?
Paula: Is it like a grand opening. Will there be drink specials?
karmen: RSVP! SAVE THE DATE!
karmen: they also said something was donut shaped
Paula: Oh good, snacks too!
karmen: now they are saying where the sperm sac is "relative to the patella". they are SMARTS
Paula: Dude, most sperms sacs are higher than the knee.
Paula: sperms sacs?
karmen: anterior, posterior... i just want to be like, GUYS, WE'RE AT WORK HERE.
karmen: CONTROL YOURSELVES
Here’s one of mine: Whenever I write with a pen that has a cap, I have to line up the metal clip on the pen with the words that are on the pen body. Does that make sense? Let me take a pic to show you. This pen is tricky because there’s the company logo and then the company name so I compromised and lined up the metal pen cap clip in between the two (or as close as I can get it). ...
What the fuck was that shit on my dashboard? Was that for real? That wasn’t a viral marketing ad? Cheesy dweeb proposing on TUMBLR?! Are you fucking serious? I’m going to throw up and then twitter about it now.
samesies: KATHERINE SQUIER CHARLIE ENGMAN I am liking this tumblr.
The Book Seer →
Aims to answer the inevitable: What next? For me, I am going backwards and reading all of the Best American Non-Required Reading series. I just finished the 2009 one and it was great; even the “bad” stories were pretty good. I can’t commit to a full on novel these days so short stories are a nice solution. Plus, there are comics! Can’t go wrong.
How nice—to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.– Kurt Vonnegut
Michael Ian Black is dead to me →
Seriously, that was like a kick in the vagina. FUCK, whyyyyyy?